Things Ryan North Bought With My Credit Card

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Aug 2

-43.89 CHECKCARD 0714 THE BEER STORE #2420 TORONTO ON

This purchase was made 16 days ago. You will note I am still pretty far behind on recording Ryan’s purchases due to being an otherwise busy professional, and also due to GROSS NEGLIGENCE. It turns out that shenanigans require a major investment of not only monetary dollars, but also time and dedication??? I will be caught up soon though. You’ll find his next purchase pretty exciting, and the one after that even more exciting, I promise.

Here it seems Ryan bought some weed beer from THE BEER STORE #2420 TORONTO ON, which was brewed by (upside down question mark) C’EST WHAT?.

Although when you click that link, it seems like it’s more of a restaurant than a brewery. I like North’s train of thought here though. This was about as close as he could come to letting me know he was using my money to get stoned as possible, since it’s not like many weed dealers swipe credit cards.

I couldn’t actually find much information on the weed beer except this:

Homegrown
Hemp
Ale
This
cream
ale-­?style
brew
has
the
nutty
flavour
of
toasted
hemp
seeds.
21
IBU,
4.9%,
C’est
What?,
Toronto,
Ontario,
550
mL
-­?
$6.64,
330
mL
-­?
$4.69

Which for some reason became formatted exactly like that once the text was copied from the menu to my clipboard. I didn’t change it to preserve the authentic experience of what it’s like when a guy drunkstoned off his ass on weed beer tries to turn his restaurant’s menu into a PDF. I can’t really tell from this what the exact marijuana content of the beer is, or how stoned it makes you. I do know it’s starting to make me feel a little high just trying to figure out what the deal is with that upside-down question mark. Is that how French works? My struggles with the French language are as brutally public as they are humiliating. Does French use the same upside-down question marks at the beginning of sentences that Spanish uses? Oh my God, I just caught myself asking the kind of question a DUMBASS wonders.

either that or someone who’s